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Robpoop123 Robpoop123 21 January 2018

Braixen dies

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! Th…

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Pingo Elsa Pingo Elsa 11 January 2016

Diva Pookies

Diva pnegn baboys r noty pnegn baboys which mean they're useless as fux. Diva pnegn baboys hax cp and ban ppl. Pnegn baboys r fuxed by rich desperate enguins. They like pancakes & chocohax.

  • they hax
  • they ban u
  • they poop 123456748930234 times an hour
  • they're the fuxed up woungest pnegn baboy
  • they r known for fuxing comments
  • they sometimes ban themselves
  • they lie as a cat loving he's own pee bone
  • the first diva could have been I'mSpeedguinthebitch1209348576
  • pnegn baboys haters almost think pnegn baboys r always divas
  • pnegn baboys got haxed by Ilovetrans23
  • they may transfrom into a cow at mopoop
  • they always say mo because they're cows
  • they don't explode in mini oreos due to Mini Oreos hax being ugly
  • they explode in lava
  • they the best killaz
  • u get fuxed by pn…
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Pingo Elsa Pingo Elsa 11 January 2016


Cats r some unkown creaturez dat pee pookie's pants. They're known for shiting in the litter box. They poop 944895 times a day. Rarely , they may transform into a prep.

  • They secretly divaz
  • They fucked Iliekdivasandcatslol29383
  • They don't use litter boxes , they use letter boxz.
  • They shit in ur pants
  • nothing
  • a cat named  Lol335678987654 haxd pnegn baboys
  • when cats we're dogs they wiuhfenczas,./ir4fviuhrrrrrru pengn baboys and drakes baboys
  • one cat-car
  • who carez
  • 3456 cats tried to make a server for MLG players named SNow Ballz but they actually haxed other game
  • they strangely eat slime
  • they love water but they lie
  • lie
  • lie
  • lie
  • they killed Pinshtoola
  • on 5078 they got guns but cp banned cp
  • they strangely mari doges
  • a cat named Fuxinghaxzlovezfuxsshirz2934857 trie…
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