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The coffee shop is a place located in the plaza in Club Penguin Island. They are best known for killing and raping brown puffles to get coffee.


The coffee shop got controversey. One day, A coffee barista was raping a pookie and claiming he was gay. The coffee shop also threw a rock at a gay rainbow puffle. And Aunt Arrdick constantly claims the raping of the brown puffles in the shop.


The coffee barista closed down the place 99999999999 years ago. He stole a bomb from Herbert the Pervert and Gary threw it. Everyone was so fucking happy.