Cream Soda is an antibiotic drink made by stealing water from the Soda Seas and adding regurgitated sugar.


It has been Rockhopper's favorite drink since childhood, as was actually thrown into a barrel of cream soda when he was 18 days old. He has been addicted to cream soda ever since. In 2004, he thought a barrel of hot sauce was cream soda, and he gulped it down, and he vomited it all over the Iceberg.

Penguins then decided to create their own cream soda, and they combined it with dogs turds to create gross soda. They decided to keep creating both cream soda and gross soda.


  • Rockhopper not only uses cream soda for drinking, but he uses cream soda for washing and trimming his beard, bathing etc. Rockhopper even said, "Nothing matters to me if Yarr disappears, but I will cry if I don't find cream soda.".
  • A similar item is created from cream soda, called gross soda.
  • Rockhopper once tried to marry some cream soda with Gary as his flower girl-man.
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