DJ Cadence is a couch potato. She is a DJ, which stands for "Disco Jellybean". Her real name is PH. She is confirmed as a pink couch potato with a pink and purple wig with eyes and limbs.she has a puffle named JelLOLz. JelLOLz is named that way because he likes to look at 18+ Internet memes while pooping and eating jellybeans. Cadence drinks coffee mixed with Gross Soda. She wears a black Turd shirt. She likes to spank herself while playing on a Turdtable carried by Fluttershy.