Fart Smoothies are what pookies, preps, noobs, and weirdos drink. They take fart by going up to a penguin tooting, taking Gary's Gas Solidinatorinator and catching the fart in it. They wait 83463438732497210857359746203923127973458207843205608501824 milleniums and negative 8745902 seconds, then take puffle poop, Rockhoppers spit cream, and Gary's Failed Blenderinator 9674, and blend them together, pour them in a dead puffles body, shake it, take a dirty straw, and drink it.
Fart Smoothie Lore
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