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| − | '''Herbert''' (born '''Hisdert Percival Bore''') is a gigantic mongoose eating polar bear who claims himself as a |
+ | '''Herbert''' (born '''Hisdert Percival Bore''') is a gigantic mongoose eating polar bear who claims himself as a meat-eater. His brain is smaller than amoeba, but however he manages to come up with contraptions which ultimately fail. Herbert is mostly known for his farting, as he has a farting record for the longest fart which lasted for 999 years, and the loudest fart (762.4556 decibels) which is very impressive. He Started World War 3 On Cp To Kill Everyone's Puffles And Herbert Won but then he realized all of that was a dream. |
| − | Herbert bought an end to [[Puffle slavery]] because he wanted to kill puffles for making his ugly colour changing underpants. Herbert killed all the puffles, and since there are no puffles left, puffle slavery is gone. Many penguins were happy with him, and they chased him away and he is hiding behind the mountains eating snowcones (snow on cones). |
+ | Herbert bought an end to [[Puffle slavery]] because he wanted to kill puffles for making his ugly colour changing underpants. Herbert killed all the puffles, and since there are no puffles left, puffle slavery is gone. Many penguins were happy with him, and they chased him away and he is hiding behind the mountains eating snowcones (snow on cones). And then he realized it was just a dream again. |
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| + | He's also known for his pizza eating. He has stuffed 9,268,147,575 pizzas in his mouth in one time, and he gulped them all in a second. Which is probaly why he is so fat. |
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Revision as of 03:56, 3 August 2013
Herbert (born Hisdert Percival Bore) is a gigantic mongoose eating polar bear who claims himself as a meat-eater. His brain is smaller than amoeba, but however he manages to come up with contraptions which ultimately fail. Herbert is mostly known for his farting, as he has a farting record for the longest fart which lasted for 999 years, and the loudest fart (762.4556 decibels) which is very impressive. He Started World War 3 On Cp To Kill Everyone's Puffles And Herbert Won but then he realized all of that was a dream.
Herbert bought an end to Puffle slavery because he wanted to kill puffles for making his ugly colour changing underpants. Herbert killed all the puffles, and since there are no puffles left, puffle slavery is gone. Many penguins were happy with him, and they chased him away and he is hiding behind the mountains eating snowcones (snow on cones). And then he realized it was just a dream again.
He's also known for his pizza eating. He has stuffed 9,268,147,575 pizzas in his mouth in one time, and he gulped them all in a second. Which is probaly why he is so fat.