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Herbert (born Hisdert Percival Bore) is a gigantic mongoose eating polar bear who claims himself as a vegetarian. His brain is smaller than amoeba, but however he manages to come up with contraptions which ultimately fail. Herbert is mostly known for his farting, as he has a farting record for the longest fart which lasted for 999 years, and the loudest fart (762.4556 decibels). He Started World War 3 On Cp To Kill Everyone's Puffles And Herbert Won.

Herbert bought an end to Puffle slavery because he wanted to kill puffles for making his ugly colour changing underpants. Herbert killed all the puffles, and since there are no puffles left, puffle slavery is gone. Many penguins were disappointed with him, and they chased him away and he is hiding behind the mountains eating snowcones (snow on cones).

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