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'''Puffles''' are small poop turds covered in pine needles that change color that [[penguins]] adopt as slaves, and shave them to make color-changing underpants. They are also used to entertain other annoying things like [[dogs]].
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puffles are fucking circular furries
 
==History==
 
==History==
'''Puffles''' were first discovered when [[Herbert |Herbert P. Bear]] was found in the [[Plaza]] dancing in a bikini to [[Gangnam Style]], and they wanted to dance with him. He then decided to sell them as dancers and slaves to [[penguins]] for good money. This then started [[puffle slavery]] in [[Club Penguin]] and then everyone decided using each other as [[penguin slavery|slaves]].
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==i blame the spirit of god for putting these fucking ugly creatures on earth==
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*they shit on your carpets[[Category:Creatures]]
Things soon became worse, when they decided to make color-changing underpants due to '''Puffles '''having the magical ability to chan3ge color. But then [[Herbert|Herbert P. Bear]] killed all the '''Puffles '''because he hated them. Then the [[penguins]] bred new ones and they learned slavery was wrong. But nowadays, they still shave '''Puffles '''and use their color-changing hair in factories to create color-changing underpants.
 
 
==Trivia==
 
*They like drinking [[sody pop]] when their slave owners are asleep.
 
 
*[[Justin Bieber]] is really a bunch of '''Puffles''' disguised as a clown.
 
 
*They feel like fur and whiskers stuck onto their body, even though they are actually poop turds covered in pine cones and pine needles.
 
* The outer layer of Aqualantic Airlines' HQ building is made of puffle hair so it changes color
 
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Revision as of 03:52, October 14, 2015

puffles are fucking circular furries

History

i blame the spirit of god for putting these fucking ugly creatures on earth

  • they shit on your carpets
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