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Pookies have Shitty powers. Here are their abilities.

  • Diaper Vision- makes themselves shitting in their diapers.
  • Wah Wah call-calls other Pookies by pooping,farting,and crying like a crazy donkey running around in circles while carrying an Orangutan wearing a diaper full of Sody Pop wowdislinkissolong, then they get their ass beat to death from heroes.
  • The "I want mumu" Ray -turns them into giant crying machines, making them easy to target and kill them without breaking a sweat. 
  • The Toilet Ray They become toilets and they take all the piss and shit in their face.
  • Hack one time they hacked AQUALANTIC Airlines database
  • 1337 speaking skills they might not know how to speak normal but they speak hacker lingo (leet/1337) and one time a pookie said, Y zero u five u c exclamation point left arrow (Y0u 5uc!</You suck)
  • Sudoku they die since they are cancerous.