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[[Pookies]] have superpowers. Here are their abilities.
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[[Pookies]] have Shitty powers. Here are their abilities.
   
*'''Diaper Vision'''-makes penguins wear their dirty diapers
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*'''Diaper Vision'''- makes themselves shitting in their diapers.
*'''Wah Wah call'''-calls other Pookies by pooping,farting,and crying like [[Herbert|a crazy donkey running around in circles while carrying an Orangutan wearing a diaper full of Sody Pop wowdislinkissolong]]
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*'''Wah Wah call'''-calls other Pookies by pooping,farting,and crying like [[Herbert|a crazy donkey running around in circles while carrying an Orangutan wearing a diaper full of Sody Pop wowdislinkissolong]], then they get their ass beat to death from heroes.
* '''The "I want mumu" Ray '''-turns them into giant toilets while crying,which emits a ray that destroys every toilet,diaper,wig,and piss pots in sight.
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* '''The "I want mumu" Ray '''-turns them into giant crying machines, making them easy to target and kill them without breaking a sweat. 
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* '''The Toilet Ray '''They become toilets and they take all the piss and shit in their face.
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* '''Hack '''one time they hacked AQUALANTIC Airlines database
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* '''1337 speaking skills '''they might not know how to speak normal but they speak hacker lingo (leet/1337) and one time a pookie said, Y zero u five u c exclamation point left arrow (Y0u 5uc!</You suck)
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* '''Sudoku''' they die since they are cancerous.

Latest revision as of 22:34, 14 November 2018

Pookies have Shitty powers. Here are their abilities.

  • Diaper Vision- makes themselves shitting in their diapers.
  • Wah Wah call-calls other Pookies by pooping,farting,and crying like a crazy donkey running around in circles while carrying an Orangutan wearing a diaper full of Sody Pop wowdislinkissolong, then they get their ass beat to death from heroes.
  • The "I want mumu" Ray -turns them into giant crying machines, making them easy to target and kill them without breaking a sweat. 
  • The Toilet Ray They become toilets and they take all the piss and shit in their face.
  • Hack one time they hacked AQUALANTIC Airlines database
  • 1337 speaking skills they might not know how to speak normal but they speak hacker lingo (leet/1337) and one time a pookie said, Y zero u five u c exclamation point left arrow (Y0u 5uc!</You suck)
  • Sudoku they die since they are cancerous.