The Soda Seas is an ocean that doesn't really have soda. Instead it has liquid form poop. Puffles like to drink from it for some reason.
Artificializing cream soda
Since Soda seas is poop, cream soda is now made artificially but there are plans to build a machine to filter the poop part. But CP Cream Soda Inc. refuses the offer of CP Water because CP Cream Soda CEO and founder Mittens39 says "Poop tenderizes my products 700%!!!!! so fuck ur dick penis off!!!!! YAYAYAYAA!" well there u have it. It's still artificialized by CP Water but the government of CP is on Mittens93's side. So basically, CP Water is against President Spike Hike. PS CP Water is govt funded but not for long!!!!!!! muahahahahahaahhahaha!!!!!! YAAAEAAHHH!!!!
The Ocean Of Poop