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• One Direction

  This band is actually called The wan-turd (pronounced as wanted )but just that they were jealous of One Direction and decided to steal their name.They were actually humans but they went to plastic

  https://clubpenguinhumor.fandom.com/wiki/One_Direction

• Franky

  Franky is a yellow penguin-duck hybrid. He plays the guitar,keyboard,sitar,and toilet. He is attracted to DJ Cadence because she's a couch potato. Ducks liek couchpatotoes. Trivia[] He is in love

  https://clubpenguinhumor.fandom.com/wiki/Franky

• Pookie Killer

  Hi. I'm gonna tell you a story about a non-penguin who kills pookies and tries to take over Wub Wenguin Wisland. So there was a poor mumu walking two pookies. The mumu suddenly

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• Sensei

  He teaches Poop- jitsu,Poop jitsu Turd,Poop jitsu Pee,and Poop jitsu Gangnam Style There Is A Rumor Sensei Might Teach Poop-jitsu Fart

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• Humor

  club penguin humor wiki my beloved

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• Cece

  Huh huh huh ho ik I ik I ik 😂 poop poop poop poop poop poop poop

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• Coffee Shop

  The coffee shop is a place located in the plaza in Club Penguin Island. They are best known for killing and raping brown puffles to get coffee. The coffee shop got controversey. One day, A

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• Puffle Hotel

  The Puffle Hotel is a place in Club Penguin Island. Puffles are subjected here to get raped and yelled by. You can go to the Puffle Gym and Spa. When a puffle runs on a

  https://clubpenguinhumor.fandom.com/wiki/Puffle_Hotel

• Pet Shop

  The Pet Shop is a place in Club Pickle Island. It is ran by Puffle Raper. The place has many puffles. It has a puffle with senseis eyebrows and has a gay puffle. It also

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• Pizza Parlor

  The pizza parlor is a place in Club Pickle Island located in the Plaza. It is ran by Spanky the pizza parlor. It opened in 1975 when pizza became popular. Then they opened they place

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• Stinky Cheese

  Stinky cheese is a cheese which orginates from Applesauce Island. It is poisonous and only Cockhopper is immune to that shit. It’s made in a simillar fashion of how Gross Soda is made. First

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• The toilet factory

  The toilet factory is a room on club penguin which was added in 2069, it is in the club penguin industrial district, which itself is behind the town, which was at that time called poop

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• Sody Pop

  Sody pop is an alcoholic drink puffles like to drink when their owners are asleep.If their owners see them drinking Sody pop they hit their puffles on their head with a whip on fire

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• Toilet Center

  toilet center used to be the town from 2005-201000000000000000000000000000000000 one day herbertiso pervert's lost cousin shoved all the buildings up his vagina and cum all over the three buildings. The blue puffles enjoyed

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• Enguin

  I LOVE TO Eat glue,???????? i ea thte. ELMERS. glues. MMMMMMMMMMHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO stick. sticky in me throat.

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• Hi

  Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooo

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• THOT-O-WEEN

  BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost bitches if u get 7 back ur a

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• Poop

  Poop is something penguins dress up like. People said it was in the drink, Sody Pop. Pookies love them and they are called poop because they lived on a poop deck: they are also poop

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• Pukie Powers

  Pookies have Shitty powers. Here are their abilities. Diaper Vision- makes themselves shitting in their diapers., Wah Wah call-calls other Pookies by pooping,farting,and crying like a crazy donkey running around in circles

  https://clubpenguinhumor.fandom.com/wiki/Pukie_Powers

• Funny Things You Can Say

  First of all, if you want to say Greetings to your friend, and you're in a funny mood, you. You can also say almost anything in the Standard Safe Chat mode. This includes funny

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• Wiki Content

  Christ.

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• Fart Emote

  The Fart Emote is one of the earliest and best emoticons in Club Penguin. It can be triggered by pressing "E" and then "T", which makes your penguin to use a fart emoticon.

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• Cows

  Cows are random creatures on club penguin. They fart on penguins(ALOT). Strangely, it is Jet Pack Guy's favorite animal, and rarely pookies fart as much as cows. a cow was 2nd in command

  https://clubpenguinhumor.fandom.com/wiki/Cows

• Dogs

  I'm funny

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• Johny

  Johny Johny Yes Papa is the most viewed anime on Club Penguin Island Xddd and all the penguins watch it on TV it is the only channel you can watch on the TV

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