Taco Bell Is A Bell That Eats Tacos. He Has A Restaurant Made After Him Called Taco Bell. Taco Bell Died When He Grabbed The Beta Hat Because The Beta Hat Was Actually A Bowl Of Farts. And He Ate It And Died. But The Restaurant Still Lived On. The Food Was The Best Till Year 999999999999999999999999999 When They Took Everything Off Accept The Best Food Ever. The Best Food Ever Was Just A Bowl Of Farts. And All The Penguins Died. Then Taco Bell Became Famous For Killing Penguins. Then The Best Food Ever Exploded Everything. And Life Was Nothing. And You Couldn't Even Think Or Breathe Or Anything because the universe died. And A Fart Saved The Day! Killing more penguins. THE END!

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