In December 2013, a professional team of penguins made a calculation about Half Life 3 and Illuminati. However, experts found this calculation wrong. The equation is: OKTOBERFEST+3xSides+1xEye+Malaysia Airlines+17=Very drunk German Illuminati passenger on MH17 that's equal to Half Life 3 confirmed. Half Life 3 confirmed+Darude Sandstorm=Halfrude Lif3storm. That means an Illuminati will be Half Life 3's first player and Halfrude Lif3storm's 1st listener. This aint true What In THe Shit FUCk,