The Tuba Army IS THE BEST ARMY!!!! They have coo
l tubas and they are yellow pinguins. NOOT NOOT TOOT TOOT!! TUBA LIVES MATTER! ALL TUBAS ARE UNITED! TUBATASTIC! JOIN THE TUBAS!
United forever in Toot toots and Nootnoots,
Through days dark and stormy where Great Tuba God lead us
We fought for the tubas, destroyed the mafia,
Long live our Tuba tootingland,
Built by the penguin's mighty hand.
Long toot our penguins, united and free.
Strong in our tubaship tried by fire.
Long may our canary flag inspire, Tooting in tubas for all penguins to see.
- The Red Mafia
- The Blue Propeller Hat Penguins
- The Furries
- Stupid EPF agents that try arresting them
- Light Green Drummers
- Green Drummers
- Herbert The Pervert
- The guy who made the fake CPR website and got people hacked
- The Friendly Tubas
- Their Tubas
- The Tuba Item
- Light Green Tuba Army
- Pink Tuba Army
- Any Tuba Army
- Fluffy The Fish
- Deez Nutz
- My Mom
- Pizza Parlor (now called tubas pizza)
- The Iceberg (sometimes)